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J’Accuse!

Possible photo of suspect absconding with evidence.

Possible photo of suspect fleeing Chinese Buffet with evidence in hand.

Here at FOTS we are rightly proud of our award-winning team of investigative reporters.  These brave men and women work doggedly on behalf of truth and justice.  Longtime readers will remember the explosive report where we identified the green stuff sprinkled on the carrot loaf, our look into the disabilities that prevent older men from controlling their doors, and our I-team’s awarding winning series, “Pasties or Medical Waste: What’s That on my Sheet?”  

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