Many young friends (or at least one) will be off to college in the fall, and here, on this day that we celebrate independence, I thought I’d send some advice to those about to enjoy dorm living at its finest. Before I begin, however, I feel it important to make clear that my useful and necessary guidance has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with anything related to my own current living situations.
In order to get the most out of your college experience, I recommend adhering to the following guidelines:
- Get to know your professors. We are a mostly pleasant lot and enjoy working with young people on a daily basis.