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Yikes: A Multiple Choice Test

Home Alone (film)

Home Alone (film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A student whom you do not know, on the recommendation of another student (whose name you do not recognize) sends, for your evaluation and commentary, a piece of writing that is almost certainly the SINGLE MOST EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING SEXUALLY EXPLICIT paragraph you have ever read in your entire life.  You should:

A.  Disinfect all surfaces and  change the locks immediately

B.  Fix him up on a blind date with a friend

C.  Change professions

D.  Offer writing tips in exchange for photos of said experience

E.  Give him an MFA

Along with your answer, please include a case of brainwash.  I need to remove certain images from my head.


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