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Possible photo of suspect absconding with evidence.

Possible photo of suspect fleeing Chinese Buffet with evidence in hand.

Here at FOTS we are rightly proud of our award-winning team of investigative reporters.  These brave men and women work doggedly on behalf of truth and justice.  Longtime readers will remember the explosive report where we identified the green stuff sprinkled on the carrot loaf, our look into the disabilities that prevent older men from controlling their doors, and our I-team’s awarding winning series, “Pasties or Medical Waste: What’s That on my Sheet?”  

Don’t Mess with FOTS

Internet troll

Internet troll (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Why are people so threatened by giving?  It saddens me to report that we here at faceofthesky have been targeted by a vicious internet troll.  A woman, who for legal reasons we shall refer to only as “Katherine Burns,” has attacked our blog in social media. I would hope that you have the good sense to avoid such sites and have therefore been lucky enough to be spared her vulgar and bitter rants, and I refuse to poison your day by repeating her smut-filled diatribes in this, a family publication.   Neither will I stoop to her level by returning fire, listing, for example, the top ten reasons why “Katherine Burns” will never be elected to public office nor describing exactly what she stores in the glove compartment of her car.  (Yes, “Katherine Burns.”  We know.)


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